Jokes

:speech_balloon: Grab a chair, kick off your shoes, chill and chat.
Post Reply
Message
Author
niemeyjt
Posts: 4920
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2021 6:34 pm

Jokes

#2061 Post by niemeyjt »

Bayleaf wrote: Wed Jun 19, 2024 6:13 pm
Niftyons wrote: Wed Jun 19, 2024 10:04 am Why are you crying Hymie?

Because somebody nicked my pullover.
I give up! Where's the joke?! :lol: :crazy:
I think Hymie is a Jewish name - and it is more than just a "nick".

User avatar
DaveW
Posts: 727
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2021 5:52 pm
Location: Alpes Maritimes 06

Jokes

#2062 Post by DaveW »

There does seem to be an anomaly with the reply/quote thingy, it’s very strange.

niemeyjt
Posts: 4920
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2021 6:34 pm

Jokes

#2063 Post by niemeyjt »

And I thought Char had fixed it :wink:

User avatar
Bayleaf
Posts: 3382
Joined: Thu Sep 02, 2021 7:22 am
Location: NE Dordogne

Jokes

#2064 Post by Bayleaf »

niemeyjt wrote: Wed Jun 19, 2024 6:59 pm
Bayleaf wrote: Wed Jun 19, 2024 6:13 pm
Niftyons wrote: Wed Jun 19, 2024 10:04 am Why are you crying Hymie?

Because somebody nicked my pullover.
I give up! Where's the joke?! :lol: :crazy:
I think Hymie is a Jewish name - and it is more than just a "nick".
None the wiser! :D

A.N.Other
Posts: 323
Joined: Thu Sep 23, 2021 7:02 pm

Jokes

#2065 Post by A.N.Other »

Bayleaf wrote: Wed Jun 19, 2024 6:13 pm
Niftyons wrote: Wed Jun 19, 2024 10:04 am Why are you crying Hymie?

Because somebody nicked my pullover.
I give up! Where's the joke?! :lol: :crazy:
Think about it, a clue Hymie!

exile
Posts: 2639
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2021 9:57 pm
Location: Auvergne Rhone Alpes

Jokes

#2066 Post by exile »

No sorry.

Hymie = Hi me??
connection to a nicked pullover is obscure to the point of invisible.

ajm
Posts: 1214
Joined: Wed Jul 14, 2021 3:23 pm
Location: 49 Paradis

Jokes

#2067 Post by ajm »

Come on. Jewish boys have their foreskin removed.

niemeyjt
Posts: 4920
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2021 6:34 pm

Jokes

#2068 Post by niemeyjt »

ajm wrote: Wed Jun 19, 2024 9:35 pmCome on. Jewish boys have their foreskin removed.
Exactly - and the slang term is a jumper!

Since it is supposed to be a joke thread:

Did you hear about the short-sighted rabbi?

He got the sack

User avatar
Bayleaf
Posts: 3382
Joined: Thu Sep 02, 2021 7:22 am
Location: NE Dordogne

Jokes

#2069 Post by Bayleaf »

ajm wrote: Wed Jun 19, 2024 9:35 pm Come on. Jewish boys have their foreskin removed.
Oh! :oops: :lol: Bit cryptic for me then, being a lass! Clever though....

Niftyons
Posts: 422
Joined: Mon Oct 18, 2021 5:45 pm

Jokes

#2070 Post by Niftyons »

Hymie’s elder brother looking for business

https://share.icloud.com/photos/02b3vgz ... RAnM9Ym9jQ

Post Reply