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#2161 Post by Niftyons »

It is only what you think it is. Nothing else.
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#2162 Post by Hotrodder »

I quite like Indian traditional architecture. It would serve to break up the boredom of formal Georgian terraced conformity.

I only dislike R.S. because he is a Conservative, caring nothing for people at the lower end of society like all the rest. Good riddance.
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#2163 Post by Bayleaf »

Exactement - bunch of self serving crooks, good riddance to bad rubbish!

Back to harmless silliness ...
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#2164 Post by Niftyons »

Hotrodder How about painted pointing on brickwork?
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#2165 Post by Hotrodder »

Should be a hanging offence.
Like white plastic windows on an old stone cottage, with the ubiquitous "Carolina" mock Georgian door with the fanlight in the top of the door instead of above it. Yuk!
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#2166 Post by niemeyjt »

Our neighbour is always grumbling and complaining and moaning.

He is a groan man.
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#2167 Post by niemeyjt »

A colleague at work was always eating metal paper fixings.

He said it was his staple diet.
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#2168 Post by niemeyjt »

My workmate has two tickets to the Spain vs England final on Sunday.

He bought them months ago for £500 each, including the flights - but didn't realise at the time it was a diary clash with his wedding - so if anyone is interested they can take his place.

It is at Leeds Registry Office, 4pm. The bride's name is Sarah, she is blond, 5'7" and is a good cook. PM me for contact details.
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#2169 Post by niemeyjt »

A lorry with a consignment of Vick's Vapour Rub overturned this morning on the M1.

There was no congestion for 8 hours.
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#2170 Post by Hotrodder »

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