Jokes

[niemeyjt]

The two astronauts are now stuck in the space station until next year. One was desperate for a coffee, but complained that there wasn't any milk.

His colleague replied "In space, no one can. Here . . . use cream."

[niemeyjt]

A few years ago, scientists managed to "grow" an ear on a live mouse.

They have now gone a step further and managed to grow human vocal cords.

They say that the results speak for themselves.

[ajm]

The two astronauts are now stuck in the space station until next year. One was desperate for a coffee, but complained that there wasn't any milk.

His colleague replied "In space, no one can. Here . . . use cream."

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[Bayleaf]

The two astronauts are now stuck in the space station until next year. One was desperate for a coffee, but complained that there wasn't any milk.

His colleague replied "In space, no one can. Here . . . use cream."

??

From the Alien film "In space, no-one can hear you scream".



I know, I know!

[Polarengineer]

It’s how you tell ‘em

[Bayleaf]

On topic!

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[ajm]

The two astronauts are now stuck in the space station until next year. One was desperate for a coffee, but complained that there wasn't any milk.

His colleague replied "In space, no one can. Here . . . use cream."

??

From the Alien film "In space, no-one can hear you scream".



I know, I know!

Not my scene

[niemeyjt]

I heard of a bloke who lost an ear in an accident and the surgeon grafted on a pigs ear temporarily to keep the arteries and nerves functioning while an artificial one was being made.

He was asked if he could hear anything through the pigs ear, he said he could but it was a bit crackling.

[niemeyjt]

One for @Bayleaf

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[Bayleaf]

Sounds about right, and more recent than the Middle Ages! Beware of the Lefties, we will overcome, one day!