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#2461 Post by Bayleaf »

Speaking of which ....
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#2462 Post by niemeyjt »

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#2463 Post by A.N.Other »

Starting a new job as a proctologist, good prospects they say, start from the bottom and work your way up.

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#2464 Post by niemeyjt »

My mate's wife left him last week. She said she was going out for some milk and never returned.

I asked him how he was coping.

He replied "It's OK thanks - I am getting used to the powdered stuff"

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#2465 Post by niemeyjt »

A lot of women complain that their husbands never listen to them.

I am happy to say I have never heard Mrs N say that.

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#2466 Post by Hotrodder »

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On my headstone it will say: Please switch off mobile phones. I'm trying to get some sleep.

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#2467 Post by niemeyjt »

Hotrodder wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2024 6:05 pm:o
I'm safe - she's not a member here . . . I think.

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#2468 Post by A.N.Other »

Apple announced a breast implant that plays music...

The iTit is considered a major social break through since women have always complained that men stare at their breasts but never listen to them.

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#2469 Post by niemeyjt »

I pulled a muscle whilst digging for gold in the back garden.

It was just a miner injury.

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