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niemeyjt · #2491 Post by **niemeyjt** » Wed Oct 23, 2024 7:12 am

Mrs N has said when I die she'll go the extra mile to give me the funeral I deserve:

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Bayleaf · #2492 Post by **Bayleaf** » Wed Oct 23, 2024 8:37 am

Now, that's funny!

Nomoss · #2493 Post by **Nomoss** » Wed Oct 23, 2024 3:50 pm

A titter ran through the crowd.
Several women screamed.

niemeyjt · #2494 Post by **niemeyjt** » Thu Oct 24, 2024 6:34 pm

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niemeyjt · #2495 Post by **niemeyjt** » Sat Oct 26, 2024 7:12 am

It's that day again - dyslexics remember - tonight your cocks go black.

niemeyjt · #2496 Post by **niemeyjt** » Sun Oct 27, 2024 8:01 am

For cat owners . . .

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niemeyjt · #2497 Post by **niemeyjt** » Sun Oct 27, 2024 8:02 am

I went to Alcoholics Anonymous meeting last night.

I don't why they call it "anonymous" - I knew everyone there.

Bayleaf · #2498 Post by **Bayleaf** » Mon Oct 28, 2024 9:59 am

Well, that's the clock on the cooker sorted!

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Hotrodder · #2499 Post by **Hotrodder** » Tue Oct 29, 2024 10:27 am

Bayleaf · #2500 Post by **Bayleaf** » Tue Oct 29, 2024 12:13 pm

Many times!

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