Jokes

[niemeyjt]

Tonight is Halloween and there are loads of ghosties and ghoulies walking round the streets.

I have just been caught by the ghosties . . . luckily not by the ghoulies.

[Bayleaf]

Halloween Party ...

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[A.N.Other]

I knew someone who, when completing forms, when he came to "Sex", put "Yes please"

I put "absolutely, whenever possible".

[rabbit]

A quote from Brian Clough. A player collided with a goalpost and was lying unconscious. The team medic got the message to Clough that he was now conscious but didn’t know who he was. Clough said »Tell him he’s Pelé and get him on the pitch « 

[niemeyjt]

Before I got married I would randomly smash into the back of cars in front because I did not have a wife to gasp and scream and adopt the brace position when someone braked a mile ahead.


LBTPAR

[OTBC]

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[niemeyjt]

In 3026 years time the experts say that life on earth could be really good or it could be really bad. They are not certain - they say it going to be 50 50.

[Quiksilver]

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[niemeyjt]

There is horrendous news of a financial collapse coming in from Japan overnight . . .

The Origami Bank has folded.

The Sumo Bank has gone belly up.

The Bonsai Bank has had to cut back some of its branches.

The Karaoke Bank has been put up for sale and is going for a song.

There's something fishy going on at Sushi Bank and shareholders look likely to get a raw deal.

The Kamikaze Bank shares have nose-dived.

And 500 jobs at Karate Bank have been chopped.

[niemeyjt]

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