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#2521 Post by A.N.Other »

Poor girl, having to go through life handicapped like that
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#2522 Post by Hotrodder »

All she needs is a little support. 8-)
On my headstone it will say: Please switch off mobile phones. I'm trying to get some sleep.

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#2523 Post by niemeyjt »

I've just had one of those motivation interviews with HR.

"What makes you want to get out of bed every morning?" she asked.

I am not sure "my bladder" was the right answer.

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#2524 Post by niemeyjt »

The invisible man married the invisible woman.

The kids were nothing to look at.

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#2525 Post by niemeyjt »

I didn't think the chiropractor would improve my posture but I stand corrected.

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#2526 Post by niemeyjt »

One for the parents of teenagers . . .

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#2527 Post by niemeyjt »

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#2528 Post by niemeyjt »

My first date with Mrs N was to the local ice rink when they had a two-for-one entry offer running. She called me a cheap skate.

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#2529 Post by niemeyjt »

I told my carpenter I didn't want carpeted steps.

He gave me a blank stair.

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#2530 Post by Blaze »

We can but hope ....

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