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#2551 Post by rabbit »

niemeyjt wrote: ↑Sat Nov 09, 2024 5:41 pm They've just uncovered a new species dinosaur who seemed to have hemorrhoids.

Its been named the Ihaveasoreass
I think you are confusing it with the megasaurass
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#2552 Post by niemeyjt »

For anyone who’s interested, I will be signing books in Waterstone’s Bookshop next Saturday from 9am until security notices what I’m doing and throws me out.
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#2553 Post by niemeyjt »

My doctor prescribed me some haemorrhoid cream. On the label it said, "For External Use Only".

My neighbours weren't too pleased.
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#2554 Post by niemeyjt »

Helpful tip - keep the tubes of haemorrhoid cream and Deep Heat rub well apart in the bathroom cabinet.
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#2555 Post by ajm »

niemeyjt wrote: ↑Sun Nov 10, 2024 10:01 pm Helpful tip - keep the tubes of haemorrhoid cream and Deep Heat rub well apart in the bathroom cabinet.
That reminded me of a camping holiday when I when to the loos at night in the dark to clean my teeth but instead of toothpaste I had put some Fiery Jack on the brush - ouch!!
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#2556 Post by niemeyjt »

I think it is wrong that only one company makes the game "Monopoly".
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#2559 Post by niemeyjt »

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#2560 Post by niemeyjt »

Apparently, Elon Musk wants to travel to Mars.

If billionaires want to go to places they have never been before, maybe they should start with the tax office.
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