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#2561 Post by niemeyjt »

I've got a massive toothache.

It's driving me to extraction.

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#2562 Post by niemeyjt »

News just coming in from California . . . .

After a grueling and dramatic two hour car chase through the streets of Montecito, the paparazzi finally managed to shake off Harry and Megan.

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#2563 Post by niemeyjt »

As Mr Spock says, Children, don't play with Superglue

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#2569 Post by niemeyjt »

Mexico and Canada - bordering on stupidity.

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#2570 Post by niemeyjt »

Mother-in-law has been in ICU. I asked the nurse how she was doing and was told that she was critical.

"Never mind", I replied, "You'll soon get used to it".

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