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#2621 Post by niemeyjt »

I was in the toy shop and nearly bought models of Rudolph and Bambi for my nephews for Christmas.

I decided not to as they were two deer.

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#2622 Post by Quiksilver »

Oh deer oh deer.....time to get your coat :D

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#2623 Post by niemeyjt »

They had a model of Tweety Pie going cheep though.

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#2625 Post by A.N.Other »

My favourite christmas card.
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#2626 Post by niemeyjt »

I've just got home and found all the doors and windows wide open.

Everything's gone!

What kind of person does that to someone else's advent calendar?

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#2627 Post by niemeyjt »

Somebody has also stolen all the grass from outside the house - so I need to buy replacement.

Now I am looking for lawn.

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#2629 Post by niemeyjt »

One for Mysty . . .

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#2630 Post by niemeyjt »

I was out on this date with a really hot girl.

I asked her "Do you spit or swallow?"

She slapped my face and stormed off. End of date.

I'm never taking another girl wine tasting again.

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