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#2632 Post by ajm »

A woman takes her new knickers back to the shop to complain that she can't work out which way round to wear them. The assistant says " shouldn't be a problem - all are marked C and A :o
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#2633 Post by niemeyjt »

My wife tells me that next years fashion colours are pink, white and brown.

She read it in Neapolitan magazine.
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#2634 Post by OTBC »

The water companies may be filling England's rivers with shit, but with their 36 percent price rise announcement, it's good to see at least they're still taking the piss.
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#2636 Post by niemeyjt »

My daughter is afraid of Santa

She is Claustraphobic.
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#2637 Post by niemeyjt »

Last night I booked a date with Destiny.

It was a bit disappointing because a 40 year old bloke called Des Tiny turned up.
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#2640 Post by niemeyjt »

Mrs N sent me a text that said, "Your Great"

So, naturally, I wrote back, "No, you're great."

She's been walking around all day happy and smiling.

Should I tell her I was just correcting her grammar or leave it?
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