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niemeyjt · #2641 Post by **niemeyjt** » Tue Dec 24, 2024 9:33 am

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niemeyjt · #2642 Post by **niemeyjt** » Tue Dec 24, 2024 4:55 pm

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niemeyjt · #2643 Post by **niemeyjt** » Wed Dec 25, 2024 1:29 pm

I went naked running in the park today.

I wish someone had told me it meant running without GPS, phone, music and other tech.

niemeyjt · #2644 Post by **niemeyjt** » Sun Dec 29, 2024 1:07 pm

I got completely tangled up and stuck trying to put on my jumper without undoing the buttons.

I'm now waiting at A&E to see a cardyologist.

niemeyjt · #2645 Post by **niemeyjt** » Sun Dec 29, 2024 1:50 pm

I spent a small fortune last week.

My Facebook went down so I had to phone everyone and ask them what they were eating for tea.

Blaze · #2646 Post by **Blaze** » Fri Jan 03, 2025 10:21 am

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niemeyjt · #2647 Post by **niemeyjt** » Fri Jan 03, 2025 7:30 pm

The herbal remedy for a dog with a fever is mustard. It's the best thing for a hot dog.

niemeyjt · #2648 Post by **niemeyjt** » Fri Jan 03, 2025 7:53 pm

I can only sleep on a bed of old magazines. I have back issues.

niemeyjt · #2649 Post by **niemeyjt** » Fri Jan 03, 2025 7:55 pm

I have just finished writing my first play for the theatre - it's called "Broken Bones". Now all I need is a cast.

niemeyjt · #2650 Post by **niemeyjt** » Sat Jan 04, 2025 9:46 am

Before Mrs N, I went out with a girl who was missing her toes.

We broke up when I found out - I am lack toes intolerant.

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