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#2661 Post by Bayleaf »

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#2662 Post by glazedallover »

Two old men were sitting on a park bench, and one says "It's nice out isn't it ?" and the other replies "yes , Think I'll get mine out too"............
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#2663 Post by Sparkle »

My OH is hard of hearing so when he heard Adam Ant's song Stand & Deliver........your money or your life he said 'take my wife' :shock:
With this hand, I will lift your sorrows. Your cup will never be empty, for I will be your wine. With this candle, I will light your way into darkness. With this ring, I ask you to be mine.........The Corpse Bride
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#2664 Post by niemeyjt »

Nomoss wrote: ↑Sun Jan 05, 2025 10:56 amI find his jokes highly evocative.

The first time I heard some of them I laughed so much I nearly fell out of my pram.
In recognition of the accolades I have decided to write a theatrical performance about all my puns.

It will be a play on words.
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#2665 Post by niemeyjt »

I changed my iPhone's name to Titanic.

It's syncing now.
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#2666 Post by niemeyjt »

The local cinema will be showing a film on agricultural machinery next week.

I've just watched the trailer.
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#2667 Post by niemeyjt »

I need some shopping advice.

I have just been offered 8 legs of venison for £80.

Is that too dear?
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#2668 Post by niemeyjt »

I went shopping yesterday and there was this block with tears running down his face. I asked him if he was OK.

He replied "Yes, I am the Town Cryer".
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#2669 Post by Loup-garou »

Is niemeyjt turning into Officer Crabtree? :o
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#2670 Post by niemeyjt »

Good moaning.
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