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A.N.Other
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I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so
I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said, "Nothing."
The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"
At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.
Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap.
I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said, "Nothing."
The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"
At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.
Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap.
Vous avez raison!-
rabbit
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A man bought a parrot but swore a lot. The man said if you don’t stop swearing I am going to put you in the fridge. The parrot continued to swear and so it was put in the fridge for two hours. The man took him out and asked if he was going to stop swearing now. The parrot said yes he will stop but asked what the hell did that chicken do wrong?
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ajm
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A guy arrives home from the crisp factory early and his wife says 'what are you doing coming home soon?' He says I've been sacks 'cos' I put my finger in the potato peeler' She asks ' what happenened to the potato peeler?' She got sacked as well!!
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Biloute
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Two guys collide with their shopping carts in the supermarket. After the insults, calm returns and a conversation begins:
- Excuse me, I was distracted because I'm looking for my wife.
- You're forgiven: I was distracted too because I'm also looking for mine.
- Perhaps we could look for them together ? What's your wife like ?
- She's younger than me, tall, with long blond hair, a generous bust, a dreamy backside, and long legs. And what's yours like ?
- Forget what I said: let's just look for yours !
- Excuse me, I was distracted because I'm looking for my wife.
- You're forgiven: I was distracted too because I'm also looking for mine.
- Perhaps we could look for them together ? What's your wife like ?
- She's younger than me, tall, with long blond hair, a generous bust, a dreamy backside, and long legs. And what's yours like ?
- Forget what I said: let's just look for yours !
Demain est le premier des jours qu'il nous reste à vivre: profitons-en ! 
