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#2851 Post by A.N.Other »

A Farmer in Cornwall see's a bloke drinking from his stream & shouts, "Wozzon! Ee dun wanna be drinkin dat,
it's full of horse piss an cow dung".

The bloke says "can you speak bit slower please, I'm from London and I've just purchased a holiday property in the village"

The Farmer replies "If - you -use - two - hands - you - won't - spill - any"!
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#2852 Post by OTBC »

In the shops for Christmas.
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#2853 Post by Blaze »

The future Nobel Peace Prize winner ....


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#2854 Post by OTBC »

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#2856 Post by OTBC »

New York waiter....
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#2857 Post by Bayleaf »

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#2858 Post by exile »

Perhaps a bit too close to the truth for some

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#2859 Post by ajm »

Very clever. Mrs thought it good as well
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#2860 Post by Lori »

That was cleaver Exile. :)
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