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#2912 Post by OTBC »

When Trump ended his first term as President, he initially refused to build a presidential library, however it appears that he did indeed have one constructed at his home in Florida.

Unfortunately it was burgled last week and and both his books were stolen !

The sad thing is, he hadn’t finished colouring in either book.

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#2916 Post by ajm »

A well-endowed friend of ours was greeted by her fruity uncle saying "Margaret,you have a lovely pair" M said " OH! Thank you uncle Jack" He said " Yes, you must be very proud of your 2 daughters" :o :o

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Not a good idea for Christmas dinner!
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#2918 Post by demi »

We always gave toad in the hole for CHristmas dinner!! Kids love it, it's easy & with proper onion gravy & red cabbage with apple & onion it's yummy.

Just try explaining crapaud dans le trou to your French friends!!

PS It's a big one, not individual!

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#2920 Post by Sparkle »

This one is apparently doing the rounds as the best 2025 Christmas cracker joke.

Why isn't Andrew (MW) writing any Christmas books ?

He hasn't got any titles.
With this hand, I will lift your sorrows. Your cup will never be empty, for I will be your wine. With this candle, I will light your way into darkness. With this ring, I ask you to be mine.........The Corpse Bride

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