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#161 Post by Char »

“Misogyny is absolutely wrong, whether it’s a man against a woman, or a woman against a man”
Dominic Rabb said the above - he's missed his calling, he should have been a stand up comedian :roll:
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#164 Post by Char »

The Tory MP complaining that £82K isn’t enough caused panic-buying of tiny violins
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#165 Post by Bayleaf »

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#166 Post by niemeyjt »

My mother-in-law has had to be admitted to hospital this morning, because her face was all red and swollen.

She'd been wandering about the garden and a bee had landed on her face. Luckily she wasn't stung because of my lightning-quick action to swat it with a shovel.
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#167 Post by Spardo »

niemeyjt wrote: ↑Thu Oct 07, 2021 4:13 pm My mother-in-law has had to be admitted to hospital this morning, because her face was all red and swollen.

She'd been wandering about the garden and a bee had landed on her face. Luckily she wasn't stung because of my lightning-quick action to swat it with a shovel.
That made my wife smile, so it must have been hilarious. :lol:
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#168 Post by Doug »

Spardo wrote: ↑Thu Oct 07, 2021 5:11 pm
niemeyjt wrote: ↑Thu Oct 07, 2021 4:13 pm My mother-in-law has had to be admitted to hospital this morning, because her face was all red and swollen.

She'd been wandering about the garden and a bee had landed on her face. Luckily she wasn't stung because of my lightning-quick action to swat it with a shovel.
That made my wife smile, so it must have been hilarious. :lol:
And mine nearly pee'd herself laughing.
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#169 Post by ExMontpelliérain »

The joke is on The Times for falling for this old chestnut. They also failed to spot the clue in the 3rd paragraph that this was a spoof.
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