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#1351 Post by niemeyjt »

On a recent visit to Brighton, on arrival l asked a lady at the station for directions to my hotel.

She said it's only a stone's throw away.

I asked her how I would recognise it.

She said it's the one with all the broken windows.

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#1352 Post by niemeyjt »

Off to the Brico shortly, I asked Mrs N to put paint on the shopping list.

Now I can't read it.

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#1353 Post by Loup-garou »

I'm going too. I want to see if I can find a tin of tartan paint and a replacement bubble for my spirit level.

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#1354 Post by niemeyjt »

I was going to buy a "to-it". A round one.

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#1355 Post by rabbit »

Not a joke but I found it funny. From The Times today
The big winner on by-election night was a spoof intergalactic aristocrat. Count Binface came eighth, out of 17, in Uxbridge, with 190 votes. Binface stood on a manifesto of tackling croissant inflation, growing the astronomy and moving the hand dryer in the gents at the Crown and Treaty pub to a more sensible location. “For the second time in three years, I beat Ukip and Piers Corbyn in a democratic election,” he said, having done so in the 2021 London mayoral contest. “If that’s not a sign of hope, nothing is.”

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#1356 Post by niemeyjt »

Is UKIP still around? I wonder what they want to be independent of?

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#1357 Post by niemeyjt »

News from the NHS. Pay talks have broken down again after doctors released their latest set of demands:

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#1358 Post by Blaze »

A nursing friend has just showed the sort of thing she has to decipher :
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#1359 Post by A.N.Other »

niemeyjt wrote: Sat Jul 22, 2023 12:55 pm Is UKIP still around? I wonder what they want to be independent of?
Brains, intelligence perhaps, although evidence would suggest that they are already severely deficient in both.

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#1360 Post by ajm »

This may have been posted before:
Delia Smith said to get a really good cup of tea you need to agitate the bag. So I slapped OH on the backside and said "Tea, 2 sugars and make it quick!"
I come out of hospital next week :D

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