Grab a chair, kick off your shoes, chill and chat.
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niemeyjt
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I took the wife dancing the other night.
There was a bloke on the dance floor moon walking, gyrating, break dancing, the whole works.
'See that guy?' says the wife. 'Twenty-five years ago he asked me to marry him and I turned him down.'
I said 'Really? Looks like he's still celebrating.'
There was a bloke on the dance floor moon walking, gyrating, break dancing, the whole works.
'See that guy?' says the wife. 'Twenty-five years ago he asked me to marry him and I turned him down.'
I said 'Really? Looks like he's still celebrating.'
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A.N.Other
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Sparkle
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OK so this isn't really a joke but it was funny so I thought I post it here.
We were with some friends who'd come over from the UK for a short break. As we walked through the town centre having a general conversation about nothing much one friend suddenly piped up 'who is Don' we all look at one another and think what is she on about and eventually I said 'I don't know who Don is' she said 'yes you do he's Don the singer. Is he a good singer he's singing on mecredi.' As none of us still have no idea what she's on about we had to investigate further. She then points and said 'that chappy over there'. Well we all just about managed to contain ourselves (not) as she was pointing to the sign that's brought out every month ie a figure with a red heart on his chest and his name.............Don du Sang
We were with some friends who'd come over from the UK for a short break. As we walked through the town centre having a general conversation about nothing much one friend suddenly piped up 'who is Don' we all look at one another and think what is she on about and eventually I said 'I don't know who Don is' she said 'yes you do he's Don the singer. Is he a good singer he's singing on mecredi.' As none of us still have no idea what she's on about we had to investigate further. She then points and said 'that chappy over there'. Well we all just about managed to contain ourselves (not) as she was pointing to the sign that's brought out every month ie a figure with a red heart on his chest and his name.............Don du Sang
With this hand, I will lift your sorrows. Your cup will never be empty, for I will be your wine. With this candle, I will light your way into darkness. With this ring, I ask you to be mine.........The Corpse Bride
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niemeyjt
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A bloke walks into the bedroom and finds his wife looking in the mirror and seeming very sad. 'What's up, sweetheart?' he asks.
'I wish I was eight again,' she sighed.
The next morning, while she was still in bed, he took her a bowl of Coco Pops and a glass of milk on a tray. Then he whisked her off to a Fun Park where he took her on every ride there was, Roller Coaster, everything.
They staggered out after five hours and he whisked her off to McDonalds where he bought her a Happy Meal and chocolate shake. Then off to the movies to see a Disney film with popcorn and ice cream.
They finally got home late that evening and she collapsed, exhausted, on the bed. He leaned across her and said, 'Well, how did it feel to be eight again?'
She opened one tired eye and glared at him. 'I meant dress size, you fool!'
'I wish I was eight again,' she sighed.
The next morning, while she was still in bed, he took her a bowl of Coco Pops and a glass of milk on a tray. Then he whisked her off to a Fun Park where he took her on every ride there was, Roller Coaster, everything.
They staggered out after five hours and he whisked her off to McDonalds where he bought her a Happy Meal and chocolate shake. Then off to the movies to see a Disney film with popcorn and ice cream.
They finally got home late that evening and she collapsed, exhausted, on the bed. He leaned across her and said, 'Well, how did it feel to be eight again?'
She opened one tired eye and glared at him. 'I meant dress size, you fool!'
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ajm
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Chatting with my wife we got onto the subject of ageing and health.I said that if my life was ever totally dependent on machinery and being liquid fed please disconnect everything - I would rather die.
She smiled,got up from her chair and unplugged the TV, DVD player,laptop,Ipad and X Box then walked over to the bar and poured all my whisky,brandy and gin away.
Women - don't you just love 'em
She smiled,got up from her chair and unplugged the TV, DVD player,laptop,Ipad and X Box then walked over to the bar and poured all my whisky,brandy and gin away.
Women - don't you just love 'em
