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#1542 Post by rabbit »

niemeyjt wrote: ↑Thu Oct 26, 2023 9:47 am Why do computer programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.
I suspect only us aged ex programmers will get that, but what the hex
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#1543 Post by niemeyjt »

As they also used to say, there are 10 types of people in the world.

Those who understand binary and those who don't.
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#1544 Post by exile »

I am not an ex-programmer but I did get it. I did however wonder who else would. Now up to 3
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#1545 Post by niemeyjt »

exile wrote: ↑Thu Oct 26, 2023 12:54 pmI am not an ex-programmer but I did get it. I did however wonder who else would. Now up to 3
Well my next attempt at humour will be baseless.
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#1546 Post by L Austin France »

rabbit wrote: ↑Thu Oct 26, 2023 11:24 am
niemeyjt wrote: ↑Thu Oct 26, 2023 9:47 am Why do computer programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.
I suspect only us aged ex programmers will get that, but what the hex
Well I ain't got a clue wot yer on about so please do explain :?
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#1547 Post by DaveW »

exile wrote: ↑Thu Oct 26, 2023 12:54 pm I am not an ex-programmer but I did get it. I did however wonder who else would. Now up to 3
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#1548 Post by Char »

L Austin France wrote: ↑Thu Oct 26, 2023 5:04 pm
rabbit wrote: ↑Thu Oct 26, 2023 11:24 am
niemeyjt wrote: ↑Thu Oct 26, 2023 9:47 am Why do computer programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.
I suspect only us aged ex programmers will get that, but what the hex
Well I ain't got a clue wot yer on about so please do explain :?
Octal 31 converted to decimal, is 25.
Dec 25 is short for Decimal 25 ergo Oct 31 = Dec 25. 8-)
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#1549 Post by L Austin France »

Char wrote: ↑Thu Oct 26, 2023 5:38 pm
L Austin France wrote: ↑Thu Oct 26, 2023 5:04 pm
rabbit wrote: ↑Thu Oct 26, 2023 11:24 am I suspect only us aged ex programmers will get that, but what the hex
Well I ain't got a clue wot yer on about so please do explain :?
Octal 31 converted to decimal, is 25.
Dec 25 is short for Decimal 25 ergo Oct 31 = Dec 25. 8-)
Still ain't got a clue :crazy:
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#1550 Post by niemeyjt »

Char wrote: ↑Thu Oct 26, 2023 5:38 pm Octal 31 converted to decimal, is 25.
Dec 25 is short for Decimal 25 ergo Oct 31 = Dec 25. 8-)
Yeah! 101 now Dave!
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