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#1981 Post by niemeyjt »

I bought a rocket salad at the Co-op yesterday but it went off before I could eat it.
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#1982 Post by niemeyjt »

John Merlin, inventor of the carousel, and George Ferris Jr, inventor of the ferris wheel, never met each other.

They moved in different circles.
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#1983 Post by niemeyjt »

I've just met a man with a fish sticking out of his ear.

He said it was his herring aid.
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#1984 Post by niemeyjt »

Mrs N bought me a belt last week but it was far too small.

A big waist of money.
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#1985 Post by niemeyjt »

Mrs N wanted me to put a mirror in the bedroom (no - not on the ceiling!) - but I thought one in the bathroom was sufficient.

Anyway I did it, and on reflection she was right.
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#1986 Post by Bayleaf »

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#1987 Post by niemeyjt »

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#1988 Post by niemeyjt »

One for the men (no, Mrs N is not responsible for this!)

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#1989 Post by Bayleaf »

Oh Matron! :lol:
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#1990 Post by glazedallover »

:D or have a 'Gwyneth Paltrow '..........
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