Jokes

[ajm]

I married my girlfriend who is a midwife-she is now a full wife

[ajm]

We were celebrating our wedding anniversary at our favourite restaurant and the head waiter asked if we spoke French to each other. I replied that after 55 years we don't even speak English to each other

[niemeyjt]

A relationship between a man and wife is psychological.

One is psycho, the other logical.

[niemeyjt]

I've just heard the Team GB fencing team has had to pull out of the Olympics.

Apparently they've run out of creosote.

[niemeyjt]

There was a bust up on the flight this evening when a man bought onboard two dead rabbits.

He was told he was only allowed on piece of carrion.

[niemeyjt]

More bad news for Team GB when a runner who was leading his race tripped and fell into a large wickerwork basket.

He claimed he was hampered.

[niemeyjt]

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[curtis]

La messe dominicale dans un camp de nudistes l'été dernier

Un prêtre a célébré l'office du dimanche dans un camp de nudistes.
On l'interrogea, à la fin de la messe.
"Quelle a été votre impression de vous trouver devant cinq cent personnes totalement nues ?"
"J'étais inquiet," avoua-t-il.
" Pour quelle raison ?"
" Je me demandais où ils allaient trouver l'argent au moment de la quête."

[Bayleaf]

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[niemeyjt]

Apparently the swimming section of the JO triathalon won't actually count due to pollution in the Seine.

However they will still go though the motions.