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#2573 Post by niemeyjt »

I asked Mrs N if she needed help in the kitchen last night.

She gave me a bag of potatoes and asked me to peel half of them then put them into water to boil

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And apparently I got it wrong again.
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#2575 Post by Bayleaf »

Topical! :lol: Ciao twit-ter!
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#2576 Post by niemeyjt »

McDonalds have admitted defeat in their quest to break into the high-end steakhouse market.

They've admitted it was a Big MacSteak.
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#2577 Post by niemeyjt »

100 years ago everyone had a horse and only the rich had cars.

Nowadays everyone has a car and only the rich have horses.

Oh how the stables have turned.
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#2580 Post by niemeyjt »

Nowadays you can get sex insurance in the UK from many different companies. To help you choose the correct insurance, consult the list below.

Sex with your wife – Legal and General

Sex on the telephone – Direct Line

Sex with your partner – Standard Life

Sex with someone different – Go Compare

Sex with a lady of generous proportions – More Than

Sex on the back seat of a car – Sheila’s Wheels

Sex with a prostitute – Commercial Union

Sex with your maid – Employers Liability

Sex with an OAP – Saga

Sex resulting in pregnancy – General Accident

Sex with animals – National Farmers Union

Sex with a Monk – Abbey Life

Sex with Navy Officers – Admiral Group

Sex with a transvestite – Confused.com
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