Viagra stops drooping . . .

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Viagra stops drooping . . .

#1 Post by niemeyjt »

. . . of flowers, of course, what did you think I meant?

Viagra (sildenafil citrate) is good not only for treating male impotence Israeli and Australian researchers have discovered that small concentrations of the drug dissolved in a vase of water can also double the shelf life of cut flowers, making them stand up straight for as long as a week beyond their natural life span.

source: https://www.bmj.com/content/319/7205/274.2

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#2 Post by Bayleaf »

Yep, 'cos that's certainly normal and natural! :crazy:

I see they're proposing to use it for other perishables too - strawberries, broccoli - so we could potentially be eating our future five-a-day with viagra in it? :shock:

Non merci! :lol:

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#3 Post by Hotrodder »

Hey! Its the future, man. Get on board.
On my headstone it will say: Please switch off mobile phones. I'm trying to get some sleep.

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Hotrodder wrote: Sat Jan 20, 2024 11:45 am Hey! Its the future, man. Get on board.
Might be a little too hard to swallow ........ :D

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#5 Post by niemeyjt »

Beware if Mr B returns from the supermarket with a large tray of strawberries and claims they are gaspillage.

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#6 Post by Hotrodder »

No. That'll be the beans. :roll:
On my headstone it will say: Please switch off mobile phones. I'm trying to get some sleep.

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