Jokes

[mysty]

[Char]

[Doug]

Have you been in many places?


I've been in many places but.
I've never been in kahoots, apparently, you can't go alone.
You have to be in kahoots with someone.

Also I've never been in cognito. Because I hear that no one recognises you there.

However I've been in Sane. They don't have an airport, you have to drive there.
I've made several trips, thanks to children, wife and family.

I'd like to go to conclusions, but you have to jump and at my age I'm not much into pysical activities

[Spardo]

Clever.

[Doug]

More places.

One of my favourite places to be is in suspense as it really gets the adrenaline going and making the heart pump.
At my age I need all the stimuli Ican get.

I may have been incontinent but I don't remember the country, its an age thing
but they tell me its very wet and damp there.

I've been in Flexible but only when it was very important to stay firm.

[mysty]

joke.jpg

[Char]

A lovely bit of accidental satire from my grandson's school reading It made me chuckle

clown2.gif

[Spardo]

Did he get the joke, without aid, or was the language felt necessary to do it justice, censored from him?

[Char]

Did he get the joke, without aid, or was the language felt necessary to do it justice, censored from him?

I dunno David - my son sent me this by email this morning, I'll have to ask him if he explained to junior what was amusing or not.

[niemeyjt]

fiddler.png