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#1041 Post by Quiksilver »

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#1042 Post by Nomoss »

Oh dear! He's lost his paddle.

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#1043 Post by ajm »

Quiksilver wrote: Sun Dec 25, 2022 8:36 am le surfeur.jpg
Fabulous photo - thank you

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#1044 Post by Polarengineer »

Perfect example of surface tension to avoid wet feet.

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#1046 Post by niemeyjt »

I got given a wooden leg for Christmas.

It was just a stocking filler.

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#1047 Post by Char »

Why is Christmas just like your job?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets the credit.

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#1048 Post by Char »

niemeyjt wrote: Sun Dec 11, 2022 8:17 am Well, what will we do for our snowman jokes? We'll have to do our best:

Why was the snowman rummaging through the box of carrots?

He was picking his nose!
What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow.

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#1049 Post by Bayleaf »

A naughty one! :lol:
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#1050 Post by niemeyjt »

Where do snowmen dance?

Snow balls.

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