Grab a chair, kick off your shoes, chill and chat.I'm in the doghouse with Mrs N again.
We did one of those Mr & Mrs Quizzes at the local Village Hall.
I was asked, "Can you name your wife's favourite flower?"
Apparently "Homepride Self-Raising" wasn't the correct answer.
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Hotrodder
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I brought a couple of those when I arrived in UK in 1970. By the time I needed one I feared they were past their "use by" date. After a near miss I wasted no time getting the snip.
On my headstone it will say: Please switch off mobile phones. I'm trying to get some sleep.
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A.N.Other
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Was in a local bar the other day and asked the barman, "what's the password for the WiFi please"?
"You have to buy a drink first" he replied.
"OK" I replied, I'll have a pint of larger please"
He pulled the pint which he slid across the bar so I asked again, "what's the password for the WiFi please"
"I just told you" he said, "youhavetobuyadrinkfirst, all lowercase and no spaces"!
"You have to buy a drink first" he replied.
"OK" I replied, I'll have a pint of larger please"
He pulled the pint which he slid across the bar so I asked again, "what's the password for the WiFi please"
"I just told you" he said, "youhavetobuyadrinkfirst, all lowercase and no spaces"!
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niemeyjt
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CAN CHAR OR ONE OF THE ADMINS DO A BETTER JOB OF POLICING WHO IS ALLOWED ON HERE PLEASE?
WE HAVE A NEW FEMALE MEMBER WHO HAS BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEMBERS AND SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN KINKY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE-UPS OF CERTAIN PARTS OF HER ANATOMY.
SHE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 8 IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVOURS.
IT IS UTTERLY DISGRACEFUL THAT THIS IS ALLOWED.
NOT ONLY IS IT ONLY AN IPHONE 6, BUT IT IS ALSO SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON.
WE HAVE A NEW FEMALE MEMBER WHO HAS BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEMBERS AND SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN KINKY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE-UPS OF CERTAIN PARTS OF HER ANATOMY.
SHE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 8 IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVOURS.
IT IS UTTERLY DISGRACEFUL THAT THIS IS ALLOWED.
NOT ONLY IS IT ONLY AN IPHONE 6, BUT IT IS ALSO SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON.
