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#221 Post by niemeyjt »

rabbit wrote: Thu Nov 11, 2021 3:38 pm Harry Hill is not sure that private education is worth the money. The comedian sent his daughter to an expensive school but was concerned by the gaps in her knowledge when he helped her to prepare for a geography exam on the countries of Europe. She could identify France and Germany easily enough but he got a blank face when he pointed at Switzerland. “I’ll give you a clue,” said Hill, above. “It’s famous for cuckoo clocks and chocolate.” She thought for a second and replied: “Harrods?” At this point, Hill tells the Parenting Hell podcast, he realised he might be spoiling her.
You can't have too many cuckoo clocks!

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#223 Post by exile »

You do realise that you have provoked a severe coughing fit don't you?

Brilliant.

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#224 Post by Bayleaf »

@exile

Sorry, it got me too! Just had to share!! :lol:

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#225 Post by niemeyjt »

Alexa, find me a movie.

Siri: Who is Alexa?

Sorry, I meant Siri.

Siri: Who . . . Is . . . Alexa?

Siri, please find me a movie?

Siri: Why don't you ask that b1tch Alexa to find you a movie?

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#226 Post by niemeyjt »

I was in the Co-op today and watched a guy stuff all the fresh mussels, crabs and lobsters into his trolley before anyone else could get them.

I thought "You shellfish Bast@rd'.

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#227 Post by Doug »

Karl Marx is a historically famous philosopher but no one ever mentions his sister,Onyer, the inventer of the starting pistol.

Also did you hear that Julie Andrews will no longer endorse cheap lipsticks ? It crumbles easily and and makes her breath smell.
She explained,
The super colour fragile lipstick gives me halitosis.

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#228 Post by Bayleaf »

This is the cheapest boat you will ever find. Its under four bucks. ;)
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#229 Post by Char »

Ah bless their little cotton socks. :D

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#230 Post by niemeyjt »

Still too deer for me

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