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#342 Post by Sparkle »

I rarely do jokes but this is a belated cracker that we've just pulled and the joke within for some daft reason had me in stitches :lol:

Q. What do you give a man that's got everything?

A. Antibiotics
With this hand, I will lift your sorrows. Your cup will never be empty, for I will be your wine. With this candle, I will light your way into darkness. With this ring, I ask you to be mine.........The Corpse Bride
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#345 Post by Spectrum »

Is that "Dolly" flower. :?
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#346 Post by Grangela »

Ha ha! Cheered me up.
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#347 Post by Char »

My New Year’s resolution is to stop procrastinating. But I’ll wait until tomorrow to start.
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#348 Post by Bayleaf »

I know a couple of guys who want to start up a dodgy painting and decorating business, in their own names.....

Mister Bit and Mister Lot.
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#349 Post by Char »

Bayleaf wrote: ↑Tue Jan 04, 2022 1:57 pm I know a couple of guys who want to start up a dodgy painting and decorating business, in their own names.....

Mister Bit and Mister Lot.
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#350 Post by Bayleaf »

Char wrote: ↑Tue Jan 04, 2022 2:01 pm
Bayleaf wrote: ↑Tue Jan 04, 2022 1:57 pm I know a couple of guys who want to start up a dodgy painting and decorating business, in their own names.....

Mister Bit and Mister Lot.
:lol: :lol:
The sad (funny) thing about this is, it was born from a situation this morning! We passed a road sweeper on our way shopping. They had missed a whole patch of leaves, when I said - "they missed a bit", then further on, "they missed alot!". Then we proceeded to chuckle like crazy hyenas as we realised that would be hilarious names for a painting and decorating firm! :lol: (Yeah, we don't get out much! :lol: :lol: )
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