Jokes

[Pathca]

I thought it was very funny,mind I’ve seen it in a few places now

[niemeyjt]

Just picking up on the warning on another thread:

Brie and coulommier by Normanville and Graindorge (unpasteurised - lait cru) - Listeria

Apparently this was caused by an explosion at the factory - there was de brie everywhere

[niemeyjt]

I only ever cut my pizza into quarters - I just can't eat six pieces.

[Bayleaf]

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[niemeyjt]

It is so sad that nothing is made in Europe anymore.

I have just bought a TV and it says on the box "Built-in Antenna".

I don't even know where that is.

[niemeyjt]

I need to re-home a dog as soon as possible.

It's a small brown and white terrier-like thing - it is a little aggressive sometimes and can attack passers-by if not on a leash. It tends to bark a lot, day and all night - very loudly and it takes the slightest thing to set him off even at 3am.

If you're interested, please let me know, and I'll jump over next door's fence and get it for you.

[niemeyjt]

I don't know what all this fuss about petrol prices is all about - I have just bought a full tank for only €40.

So now I've filled the lawnmower I guess it's time to mow the lawn.

[niemeyjt]

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office - I will find you - you have my Word.

[niemeyjt]

And to whoever stole my anti-depressants - I hope you are happy now.

[niemeyjt]

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