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#1851 Post by Bayleaf »

Hotrodder wrote: ↑Wed Apr 17, 2024 9:56 am Anyone heard from Jonathan Pie recently?
Oh yes, regularly - one of his latest sketches was about the Scottish Hate Crime and Public Order Act just come into effect. Apparently they had 30,000 complaints in the first two days! :lol: Many of the complaints were about comments made by politicians .....

Oh, and also that being homeless and BEING SMELLY is also now a crime! I'll try and find it - it's a cracker, as always with Mr Pie! Here you go ...


Not sure whether to laugh or cry. :shock:
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#1852 Post by ajm »

Can't stand him.
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#1853 Post by Sparkle »

A.N.Other wrote: ↑Tue Apr 16, 2024 9:21 pm
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Nothing special, just a woman parking with the automatic...

Ducking for incoming flak!
Well I think I now know why I've never learnt to drive :lol: :lol:
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#1854 Post by Bayleaf »

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#1855 Post by Niftyons »

Sparkle wrote: ↑Wed Apr 17, 2024 4:08 pm
A.N.Other wrote: ↑Tue Apr 16, 2024 9:21 pm
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Nothing special, just a woman parking with the automatic...

Ducking for incoming flak!
Well I think I now know why I've never learnt to drive :lol: :lol:
I have never seen anything so sexist in my life.
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#1856 Post by Char »

Niftyons wrote: ↑Thu Apr 18, 2024 5:53 pm I have never seen anything so sexist in my life
You need to get out more then
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#1857 Post by Niftyons »

Is that an offer?
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#1858 Post by DaveW »

Niftyons wrote: ↑Thu Apr 18, 2024 5:53 pm
Sparkle wrote: ↑Wed Apr 17, 2024 4:08 pm [quote=A.N.Other post_id=51249 time=1713295295 user_id=22

Well I think I now know why I've never learnt to drive :lol: :lol:
I have never seen anything so sexist in my life.
Then again maybe it’s further proof that women are better drivers than men, they take their time and get it right.
Ask any insurance company who they give the best rates to.
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#1859 Post by glazedallover »

Made me smile....a musical interlude.

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#1860 Post by Bayleaf »

Brilliant! :lol: :clap: I thought for an awful moment it was going to go south, and he'd walk back too far and get 'is ruddy 'ed chopped off! (Thriller and all that! :crazy: :lol: )
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