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#1741 Post by Niftyons »

Bayleaf wrote: Wed Jan 17, 2024 11:55 amwoking 925.jpg
Reminds me of old army joke
3535.

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#1742 Post by Bayleaf »

Niftyons wrote: Wed Jan 24, 2024 12:13 pm
Bayleaf wrote: Wed Jan 17, 2024 11:55 amwoking 925.jpg
Reminds me of old army joke
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You may need to elaborate! :)

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#1743 Post by Polarengineer »

It's the way you tell them.

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#1744 Post by niemeyjt »

Maybe:



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#1745 Post by Niftyons »

Bayleaf wrote: Wed Jan 24, 2024 1:01 pm
Niftyons wrote: Wed Jan 24, 2024 12:13 pm
Bayleaf wrote: Wed Jan 17, 2024 11:55 amwoking 925.jpg
Reminds me of old army joke
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You may need to elaborate! :)

I couldn’t do it.

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#1746 Post by Niftyons »

Right place - Wrong joke

A Master Sergeant and a second lieutenant were in the latrine, each pissing in a urinal.
The MSgt finished first, zipped up and started to walk out.
The second lieutenant said to the MSgt,
“Master Sergeant, at West Point, they taught us to always wash our hands after using the urinal.”
The MSgt replied,
“Well sir, in basic training, they taught us not to piss on our hands”
and walked out.

What I had in mind was specifically British Army where they do everything by numbers.

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#1747 Post by niemeyjt »

You meant they are a bunch of w@nkers?

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#1748 Post by Niftyons »

@ Bayleaf
I mean I could do it but I can’t now…..

Reminds me of the blue brick joke.

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#1749 Post by Niftyons »

niemeyjt wrote: Wed Jan 24, 2024 10:20 pm You meant they are a bunch of w@nkers?
Close, but, no cigar.

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#1750 Post by niemeyjt »

niemeyjt wrote: Wed Jan 24, 2024 10:20 pmYou meant they are a bunch of w@nkers?
I meant 353535353535353535

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