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#792 Post by Quiksilver »

Personne ne s'est pas rendu compte qu'il fallait l'arroser? :cry:
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#794 Post by Bayleaf »

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#795 Post by niemeyjt »

I have just phoned the RSPCA. I found a suitcase containing six kittens in the park.

The RSPCA lady asked "Are they moving?"

I said "I don't know - but I guess that would explain the suitcase".
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#796 Post by niemeyjt »

Mrs N is blaming me for ruining her birthday.

It is ridiculous.

I did not even remember it was her birthday.
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#797 Post by Hotrodder »

I never remember birthday dates. I just don't understand the obsession with celebrating getting one year nearer the grave. :roll:

But yes, it's a good joke.
On my headstone it will say: Please switch off mobile phones. I'm trying to get some sleep.
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#800 Post by ajm »

I couldn't remember what the password for the computer was so I asked OH. She replied: "our wedding date". Bitch!!
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