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Hotrodder
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#1 Post by Hotrodder »

Last night, about 8:30 there was an odd whooshing noise ending with an almighty bang outside. WTF was that!? :o
Ran outside, Meteorite hit the roof? No. Then spotted some odd lights through the laurel hedge across the road. Went across to have a closer look. A car had lost control, gone off the road, flattened two signs, a hedge, jumped a talu, and landed on its side on the neighbour's patio against the wall of the house. I ran back indoors to call the cops, etc. and it took all of about 20 minutes for anyone to turn up. Pompiers first response unit first, then a large pump wagon, then an ambulance, then the gendarmes, then a recovery vehicle. It took them until almost 10:00 to get the occupants out and on their way to hospital. The woman from the ambulance ran over to us twice to wash the blood from her hands. Eventually the gendarme came over to ask about the owners of the house. When we asked about the people in the car he said they were OK and with the well-known gesture of twisting his nose with his fist, he indicated the driver had been drinking.

Only this morning it came to mind that this is the fourth time a car has come off the road and turned over withing spitting distance of my front door. Twice due to drink. Once due to ice. Once due to a diesel spill.
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Crikey that was lucky for you - not recently but quite frequently we've found an abandoned car in the fosse alongside our wall. At night when there's been a 'do' on in the Salle the drivers (guessing that they've had had a little too much to drink) turn the corner possibly forgetting that the pavement runs out on the main road into the secondary road and end up in the fosse! Next morning someone(s) usually turn up with a tractor to pull it out!
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Sparkle wrote: ↑Tue Nov 30, 2021 1:08 pm Crikey that was lucky for you - not recently but quite frequently we've found an abandoned car in the fosse alongside our wall. At night when there's been a 'do' on in the Salle the drivers (guessing that they've had had a little too much to drink) turn the corner possibly forgetting that the pavement runs out on the main road into the secondary road and end up in the fosse! Next morning someone(s) usually turn up with a tractor to pull it out!
I'm one of the unofficial recovery 'teams' in our country road.
Many's the time I've been asked (begged) to pull an errant vehicle out of the ditches on our twisty road after somebody has trompé le virrage which is quite easy to do if you get a front wheel trapped in the mud & pulled in after a HGV has cut the corner & torn up the grass.
If they appear pissed my tractor 'is en panne' & I tell 'em to find some other mug.

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In the first "drink" related incident it was a little after 11:00 pm. I was in bed and heard an odd thump sound and looked out the window to see a pair of tail lights arranged vertically in the distance. Quickly dressed and ran to see if I could assist. Before I got very close I could hear what sounded like swearing so I did a quick U-turn and went back inside. Within ten minutes a tractor arrived and hooked the car out with a pair of hay bale blades and carried it away. Amazing how a pal can turn up with a tractor so quickly to help avoid a driving ban. :roll:

The second time there was ice on the road in front of my house on a slight bend at a bridge. She "lost it" but luckily managed to get across the bridge before leaving the road, ending up in the ditch upside down. She was very shocked and in a bad (emotional) state. Both doors were wedged shut so two of us had to pull her out through the rear hatch. There was only just enough room to get her out. Engine was stalled, ignition was still on, and petrol was leaking.
I thought living here was supposed to be "life in the slow lane". :lol:
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@L Austin France "If they appear pissed my tractor 'is en panne' & I tell 'em to find some other mug". good for you and I bet that pisses them off as well :lol:
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#6 Post by Sparkle »

@Hotrodder "I thought living here was supposed to be "life in the slow lane"" :lol: do the French know how to drive slowly and some don't seem to know what their gears are for unless it's a sans permis of course - we've had one of those off the road and in the ditch too - he'd lost his licence for drink driving and bought said sans permit as he owns & works in a garage and needs a vehicle to get to work :lol:
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#7 Post by hughnique »

Amazing coincidence, took OH for her XRay Monday and just up the road on a bend there was a car on its side in someones front garden with another one smashed up in front of it. All and sundry in attendance, return trip an hour after not a sign of any of it.

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#8 Post by Hotrodder »

In UK that little incident would have necessitated road blocks, paramedics, photos of the scene, breathalysers, witness statements, and insurance assessors rubbing their hands with glee.
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