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#271 Post by Bayleaf »

That's a cracker! :lol:
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#273 Post by niemeyjt »

Well, I think Keir Starmer is just jealous. Imagine holding a party that is such a blast that you have to carry out an enquiry to find out whether it was in your house and whether or not you went.
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#275 Post by Bayleaf »

Haha, from the "sorry, not sorry" library! :lol: 8-)
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#276 Post by Bayleaf »

Not really a joke in the normal sense - but an hilarious story!

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-59615114
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#278 Post by niemeyjt »

I bumped into an old school friend last week and I asked him what he was up to now.

"I cook meals for the homeless, drug addicts, people with addictions to gambling and alcohol. That sort of thing" he replied.

"Charity work for the Salvation Army?" I enquired

"No. Weatherspoons."
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#279 Post by Quiksilver »

Ah...not the HOC canteen, then. :lol:
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#280 Post by niemeyjt »

Quiksilver wrote: ↑Sat Dec 11, 2021 9:54 pmAh...not the HOC canteen, then. :lol:
The give-away was "homeless" - how many MPs have fewer than three or four homes on the flip?
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