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#331 Post by ajm »

Quiksilver wrote: Sun Dec 12, 2021 9:46 am The English cricket team spent this afternoon visiting an orphanage in suburban Brisbane,
"it's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with absolutely no hope", said Timmy aged 6.....
How true is that.............

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#332 Post by niemeyjt »

Many of you will have watched the launch on Christmas Day of the next-generation James Webb Space Telescope to replace the thirty-year-old Hubble Telescope. Capable of detecting a bumblebee on the moon, the first images have already started to arrive.

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:clap: :lol: :lol:

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#334 Post by Veem »

That reminds me of videoing the arrival of our new horse Jakie after we bought him. In my excitement, I forgot to remove the lens cover. So disappointed as once he was off the lorry I couldn't ask for him to go back on and let me start again :?

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#335 Post by Char »

Veem wrote: Tue Dec 28, 2021 2:55 pm That reminds me of videoing the arrival of our new horse Jakie after we bought him. In my excitement, I forgot to remove the lens cover. So disappointed as once he was off the lorry I couldn't ask for him to go back on and let me start again :?
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who's done that. :oops:

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#336 Post by ajm »

In the early days of SLR cameras and 35mm slides a friend didnt bother focusing the camera thinking that he coukd get the image in focus by adjusting the projector - he soon learnt.

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#338 Post by Char »

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?’

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#339 Post by Bayleaf »

:lol: Blesss! :lol:

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The England Cricket Team has just beaten the Wuhan Street Market for the worst use of a bat ever.

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