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niemeyjt
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Some random facts about the human body . . .
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support approx 3 kg.
The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
Women reading this will be finished now.
Men who read this are probably still busy checking their thumbs.
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support approx 3 kg.
The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
Women reading this will be finished now.
Men who read this are probably still busy checking their thumbs.
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rabbit
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- Location: 56 Morbihan
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We’re a month away from the jamboree of people falling over in exotic ways that is the Winter Olympics. “My favourite sport is the one in which you make your way through the snow, stop, shoot a gun and continue on,” says the American writer Michael Ventre. “In most of the world it is known as biathlon, except in New York City where it is known as winter.”
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Bayleaf
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