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#381 Post by exile »

No it's an asparagus pea - which is the nub of the joke.
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#382 Post by Quiksilver »

It is? You do have to be of a certain 'age' to get it :D
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#383 Post by rabbit »

ajm wrote: ↑Mon Jan 10, 2022 9:32 pm
Char wrote: ↑Mon Jan 10, 2022 7:06 pm
Quiksilver wrote: ↑Mon Jan 10, 2022 6:47 pmawning.jpg
:clap: :clap: Brill I love it - thank you. :D
exile wrote: ↑Mon Jan 10, 2022 9:09 pm That last one is just taking the pea.
It's certainly not asparagus
You are right but "The awning of the age of brussel sprout" doesn't work as well
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#384 Post by Oldblueraincoat »

When the moon is in the seventh greenhouse
And Jupiter aligns with Mars
Then peas will guide the planet's
And love will steer the star's 😊
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#385 Post by Quiksilver »

Hmmm...where's the nearest branch of AA (Apostrophes Anonymous)? Anyone? :lol:
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#386 Post by Pathca »

Life’s too short to worry about an errant apostrophe
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#387 Post by Blaze »

+1 Pathca
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#388 Post by Char »

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#389 Post by Sparkle »

with punctuation in mind :angel:

“A woman, without her man, is nothing.”

“A woman: without her, man is nothing.”

Punctuation can be powerful especially if you are female. :lol:
With this hand, I will lift your sorrows. Your cup will never be empty, for I will be your wine. With this candle, I will light your way into darkness. With this ring, I ask you to be mine.........The Corpse Bride
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#390 Post by Bayleaf »

Following on the importance of punctuation - and commas ....

"Let's eat grandma"!

"What?"

Sorry, I meant let's eat, grandma!" :lol:
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