Jokes

[niemeyjt]

Ring any bells?

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[niemeyjt]

I've started telling everyone about the wonders of eating dried grapes.

It's all about raisin awareness.

[niemeyjt]

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[Quiksilver]

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Oups!

[Quiksilver]

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I'll let you work this one out, @Hotrodder

[niemeyjt]

One morning the local Highways Department crew reach their job site and realise they have left all their shovels at the depot.

The crew's foreman calls the office and tells his supervisor the situation.

The supervisor says, "Don't worry, we'll send you out some shovels . . . just lean on each other until they arrive."

[rabbit]

I liked a story I read. An elderly office worker was showing a new office junior how to operate the fax machine. The junior tried their first attempt at sending a fax and when the original page was fed out the machine he informed the boss that it hadn't gone.

[niemeyjt]

Theory is when you know everything - but nothing works.

Practice is where everything works, but no one knows why.

In my office we combine theory with practice - nothing works and no one knows why.

[niemeyjt]

Urgent help required - anyone in the London area.

Does anyone know where I can get hold of a load of cardboard boxes and packing materials - I know it's really short notice?

A bloke I know has to move house today, and doesn’t have much time to prepare. If anyone can help, could you please drop any boxes round to Boris’s house? It’s 10 Downing Street, London, SW1A 2AA.

[Hotrodder]

James O'Brian was asking today if it was possible to remove wallpaper.