Jokes

[Doug]

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Fiddler on the roof

[niemeyjt]

A bit of a clue there! Drat!

[mysty]

What do oil shieks drinks
Milkshieks

Just came to me

[niemeyjt]

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[niemeyjt]

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[niemeyjt]

And remember, if you think that your job is futile and pointless, somewhere in Bavaria there is a poor guy fitting direction indicators to BMWs.

[niemeyjt]

When I was a child I used to watch the Wizard of Oz and I always wondered how someone could talk without a brain.

Now I've got social media.

[Spardo]

All good, and highly recognisable, J.

[mysty]

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[niemeyjt]

Presently, I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles.

Therefore, every day I go down on the street and tell the passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have done the night before and what I will do tomorrow night.

Then I give them pictures of my family, my dog, me gardening and spending time in my pool. I also listen to their conversations and tell them I love them.

And it works!

I already have three people following me . . . two police officers and a psychiatrist!