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#941 Post by Hotrodder »

And you don't have to stick anything into your ears to hear the music. :lol:
On my headstone it will say: Please switch off mobile phones. I'm trying to get some sleep.
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#942 Post by niemeyjt »

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but a pair of transparent underpants made from a polythene bag.

The psychiatrist says "I can clearly see your nuts".
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#943 Post by Bayleaf »

Ah, the potential power of an apostrophe! :lol:
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#945 Post by niemeyjt »

I got up this morning, got dressed and fed the dogs. After that, I took them for a walk and while I was out I met my neighbour.

He was somewhat embarrassed to admit that he had heard all the grunting coming from our bedroom earlier, but said it was great that a couple of our age were still having early morning sex.

I didn't have the heart to tell him that was just me putting my socks on.
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