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Hotrodder · #951 Post by **Hotrodder** » Mon Oct 17, 2022 11:35 am

Almost the best version I've seen yet. All it needs is the wooden top standing next to it to complete the image.

niemeyjt · #952 Post by **niemeyjt** » Tue Oct 18, 2022 7:09 am

Not sure whether this should be in the Popcorn or Jokes thread - sad that UK politics is a joke at present:

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niemeyjt · #953 Post by **niemeyjt** » Tue Oct 18, 2022 8:32 am

My GP just told me I was suffering from paranoia.

He didn't actually say that, but I could tell it was what he was thinking.

niemeyjt · #954 Post by **niemeyjt** » Tue Oct 18, 2022 5:36 pm

My friends are shocked when they discover I am a rubbish electrician.

Blaze · #955 Post by **Blaze** » Wed Oct 19, 2022 6:52 pm

That old revolving door is back in action today .....

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Hotrodder · #956 Post by **Hotrodder** » Wed Oct 19, 2022 8:15 pm

If there was one of those old fashioned trap doors in the floor they could get rid of several front benchers in one go.

Blaze · #957 Post by **Blaze** » Wed Oct 19, 2022 9:10 pm

Blaze · #958 Post by **Blaze** » Thu Oct 20, 2022 4:05 pm

The Number 10 revolving door turns again .....

Hotrodder · #959 Post by **Hotrodder** » Thu Oct 20, 2022 4:57 pm

The removals company that does the business with No.10 and No.11 are having a good year.

niemeyjt · #960 Post by **niemeyjt** » Fri Oct 21, 2022 6:48 am

I accidentally took my cat's pill last night. . . don't ask meow.

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