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#1081 Post by Liz »

Not forgetting his Covid fines!
How do people live without at least one dog in the house?
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#1082 Post by niemeyjt »

Imagine if those fines had been like in Finland and related to your income. The deficit would vanish overnight.

Not to mention those penalties paid by Nadhim Zahawi for tax "issues".
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#1085 Post by Hotrodder »

Pathca wrote: ↑Fri Jan 20, 2023 7:38 pm Yesterday he came to Lancashire on official business,he was filmed in the back of his car with no seat belt on
Today Lancashire Constabulary issued him a Fixed Penalty Notice 😆😆😆😆😆
He will list it on his "expenses" claim.
On my headstone it will say: Please switch off mobile phones. I'm trying to get some sleep.
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#1086 Post by Liz »

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#1088 Post by niemeyjt »

I had to go to hospital yesterday.

As I was sitting waiting to see the doctor, the guy next to me said "Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face, Great chieftain o the puddin'-race!"

The lady on the other side of me replied: "Wee, sleeket, cowran, tim’rous beastie, O, what a panic’s in thy breastie!"

I asked a doctor if I was in the psychiatric department by mistake.

"No", he replied, "you are in the Burns unit".
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#1090 Post by Quiksilver »

The above is duly noted! My scarecrows will be furnished with old mobile cases forthwith :D
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