Grab a chair, kick off your shoes, chill and chat.Pathca's comments on the other thread reminded me of a story I wanted to share. I went to the Doctor the other day.
He told me - " I like your shirt, it goes so well with your trousers. Your hairstyle looks fantastic. I just love those shoes."
He was practising complimentary medicine.
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Polarengineer
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Mrs O'Reilly went to see her doctor and asked him if he could do anything for her husband who no longer had any sex drive.
'Have you tried Viagra?' the Doctor asked.
'He won't swallow pills, Doctor,' she said.
'Well, you're in luck,' says the Doctor. 'They've just developed Viagra in liquid form. Here's a bottle, stick a dose in his coffee and he won't even know it's there.'
She goes off but returns in a few days. Her neck is covered in love bites and she's looking very distressed. 'I can't use this again, Doctor,' she said handing back the Viagra.
'Didn't it work?' asks the Doc.
'Oh yes,' she said. 'I put it in his coffee as you said and within seconds he became a raging bull. He ripped my clothes off, threw me on the table and ravished me for two hours.'
'You didn't like it?' asks the Doc.
'Oh yes. it was the best sex we've had in 25 years but I'll never be able to hold my head up in Starbucks again.'
'Have you tried Viagra?' the Doctor asked.
'He won't swallow pills, Doctor,' she said.
'Well, you're in luck,' says the Doctor. 'They've just developed Viagra in liquid form. Here's a bottle, stick a dose in his coffee and he won't even know it's there.'
She goes off but returns in a few days. Her neck is covered in love bites and she's looking very distressed. 'I can't use this again, Doctor,' she said handing back the Viagra.
'Didn't it work?' asks the Doc.
'Oh yes,' she said. 'I put it in his coffee as you said and within seconds he became a raging bull. He ripped my clothes off, threw me on the table and ravished me for two hours.'
'You didn't like it?' asks the Doc.
'Oh yes. it was the best sex we've had in 25 years but I'll never be able to hold my head up in Starbucks again.'
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A.N.Other
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Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?'
'Eight', the boy replied.
The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'
The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four."
"Oh, really?" the pharmacist replied with a grin.
"Yes." the boy said. "We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do any of those."
The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?'
'Eight', the boy replied.
The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'
The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four."
"Oh, really?" the pharmacist replied with a grin.
"Yes." the boy said. "We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do any of those."
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The next James Bond film will be made to satisfy the Woke Brigade.
Bond will start off as a man & will transgender to a woman.
The film will be called Cocktopussy.
Bond will start off as a man & will transgender to a woman.
The film will be called Cocktopussy.