Grab a chair, kick off your shoes, chill and chat.Paddy was on his deathbed and knew the end was near.
His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons are with him at his home in Belfast.
He asks for 2 independent witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes.
When all is ready he begins to speak:
"My son Seamus, I want you to take the houses in Cultra."
"My daughter Geraldine, you take the apartments over in Malone Road."
"My son Patrick Junior, I want you to take the offices in the City centre."
"Bridget, my dear wife, please take all the residential properties on the Upper Lisburn Road ."
The nurse and witnesses are blown away. They did not realize the extent of Paddy's wealth. As he slips away, the nurse says to his wife, " Mrs O'Shaughnessy, my deepest condolences. Your husband must have been such a hard-working and wonderful man to have accumulated all this property"..
"Property?”, his wife replies. “The ba****d had a window cleaning round."
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I saw my mate Charlie this morning, he's only got one arm bless him.
I shouted. “Where you off to Charlie”?
“I'm off to change a light bulb” he said.
Well I just cracked up, couldn't stop laughing.
I said. “That's gonna be a bit awkward init”?
“Not really”, he said, “I still have the receipt, you insensitive bastard”.
I shouted. “Where you off to Charlie”?
“I'm off to change a light bulb” he said.
Well I just cracked up, couldn't stop laughing.
I said. “That's gonna be a bit awkward init”?
“Not really”, he said, “I still have the receipt, you insensitive bastard”.
