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niemeyjt · #1281 Post by **niemeyjt** » Sun May 28, 2023 8:40 am

They've opened a new restaurant round the corner called Karma?

There’s no menu, you just get what you deserve.

niemeyjt · #1282 Post by **niemeyjt** » Mon May 29, 2023 8:56 am

The local brewery has just employed a bloke with only one leg.

Apparently, he is in charge of the hops.

ajm · #1283 Post by **ajm** » Mon May 29, 2023 9:09 am

niemeyjt wrote: ↑Mon May 29, 2023 8:56 am The local brewery has just employed a bloke with only one leg.

Apparently, he is in charge of the hops.

Bit early to be opening the Christmas crackers

niemeyjt · #1284 Post by **niemeyjt** » Mon May 29, 2023 9:47 am

Crackers every day . . .

ajm · #1285 Post by **ajm** » Mon May 29, 2023 9:57 am

It's the way you tell them. I think it was the catch phrase of Frank Carson.

niemeyjt · #1286 Post by **niemeyjt** » Mon May 29, 2023 1:02 pm

Somebody's knocked a hole through the wall of the local nudist colony.

Police are looking into it.

ajm · #1287 Post by **ajm** » Mon May 29, 2023 6:21 pm

The toilet was stolen from the police station. The cops say they have nothing to go on.

Bayleaf · #1288 Post by **Bayleaf** » Tue May 30, 2023 7:11 am

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Blaze · #1289 Post by **Blaze** » Tue May 30, 2023 7:48 am

@Bayleaf Soooo true !!! The only thing I'd change would be a cup of tea instead of coffee

Bayleaf · #1290 Post by **Bayleaf** » Tue May 30, 2023 7:49 am

Blaze wrote: ↑Tue May 30, 2023 7:48 am @Bayleaf Soooo true !!! The only thing I'd change would be a cup of tea instead of coffee

Ditto! I have an edited one here, but chose the wrong file!

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