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#1321 Post by niemeyjt »

Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?

Up all night worrying if there really was a Dog.

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#1322 Post by niemeyjt »

I've got a racing snail.

I removed its shell to make it faster but it didn't work - if anything it was more sluggish.

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#1323 Post by Polarengineer »

Boom boom :D

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#1324 Post by niemeyjt »

I went to the wedding of my TV repair man.

The service was boring but the reception was amazing.

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#1325 Post by A.N.Other »

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Grandad.

Quick, stop the funeral!

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#1327 Post by Bayleaf »

There probably should be a section for politically based jokes, but this sure did make me laff this morning! :lol:
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#1329 Post by niemeyjt »

An elderly man could not satisfy his young wife, so they seek advice from the doctor, who suggests they get a young man to waft a tea towel over them whilst making love.

The next night they try this but there was no improvement. The elderly gentleman tells the young man to waft harder, but still no success.

So the old man tells the young man to change places, and within a few minutes, the wife is groaning with pleasure.

The old man says "See young man, that's how you waft a tea towel"

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#1330 Post by niemeyjt »

My local store is selling bags of party balloons and some that were already blown up at double the price. I asked the storekeeper why the price difference.

He just said "That's inflation for you".

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