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Hotrodder
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#31 Post by Hotrodder »

niemeyjt wrote: ↑Tue Aug 24, 2021 8:43 am When I was a child I used to watch the Wizard of Oz and I always wondered how someone could talk without a brain.

Now I've got social media.
And if you weren't totally convinced, you now have Boris Johnson.
On my headstone it will say: Please switch off mobile phones. I'm trying to get some sleep.
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#32 Post by Bayleaf »

Nice bottle of wine anyone? :lol:
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#33 Post by mysty »

What did the snowman say to the doctor when he said he had a temperature.
I'm melting. :lol:
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#34 Post by niemeyjt »

As I get older, I find I just use three shops - Specsavers, Boots and Greggs . . . my life is just specs and drugs and sausage rolls.
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#35 Post by rabbit »

Geronimo autopsy was inconclusive
TB or not TB
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#36 Post by mysty »

Boris to save the NHS.
If you were in the brownies or scouts and got your first aid badge you can now be a doctor, nurse or surgeon without completing the training, just like new HGV divers.
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#37 Post by niemeyjt »

rabbit wrote: ↑Fri Sep 10, 2021 11:37 am Geronimo autopsy was inconclusive
TB or not TB
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#38 Post by ajm »

mysty wrote: ↑Sat Sep 11, 2021 9:07 am Boris to save the NHS.
If you were in the brownies or scouts and got your first aid badge you can now be a doctor, nurse or surgeon without completing the training, just like new HGV divers.
That's why there is a shortage on the road :o
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#39 Post by Spardo »

ajm wrote: ↑Sat Sep 11, 2021 9:43 am
mysty wrote: ↑Sat Sep 11, 2021 9:07 am Boris to save the NHS.
If you were in the brownies or scouts and got your first aid badge you can now be a doctor, nurse or surgeon without completing the training, just like new HGV divers.
That's why there is a shortage on the road :o
They're all under the sea. :roll:
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#40 Post by Pathca »

mysty wrote: ↑Sat Sep 11, 2021 9:07 am Boris to save the NHS.
If you were in the brownies or scouts and got your first aid badge you can now be a doctor, nurse or surgeon without completing the training, just like new HGV divers.
[mention]mysty[/mention] where did you get that gem from
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