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#1361 Post by A.N.Other »

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Only left her alone for 5 minutes but someone reported an unattended bag!
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#1362 Post by niemeyjt »

I overheard two women in the street talking about me. They said I was a bit of a 'looker'.

Well, actually, the expression they used was 'peeping tom' . . .
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#1363 Post by niemeyjt »

668 - The neighbour of the beast.
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#1366 Post by Quiksilver »

Love it! ^^ :lol:
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#1367 Post by Hotrodder »

I think we need a dedicated thread to post odd shaped vegetables. :D
On my headstone it will say: Please switch off mobile phones. I'm trying to get some sleep.
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#1368 Post by niemeyjt »

An 8-year-old daughter went to his work with her father on "Take your daughter to work" day.

Halfway round a tour of the office, she burst into tears. Everyone gathered around and wondered what was upsetting her.

Speaking through the sobs, she said "Daddy, where are all the clowns you said you worked with?"
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#1369 Post by niemeyjt »

I bought one of those trendy new alternative milks at the supermarket

I have no idea what a magnesia is, but it makes the cornflakes taste horrid.
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#1370 Post by niemeyjt »

Did you hear about the funeral of the optimistic dwarf?

His coffin was half full.
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