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#1371 Post by Quiksilver »

That's a deep one..... :D
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#1372 Post by niemeyjt »

As some may know, I flew back to Blighty yesterday.

It's always strikes - if it is not the baggage handlers, it's the check-in staff or the ATC.

Yesterday the flight was delayed by a bird strike - I mean, what on earth do they even want?
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#1373 Post by Bayleaf »

Made my eyes water! :lol:
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#1374 Post by A.N.Other »

Hotrodder wrote: ↑Thu Jul 27, 2023 9:51 pm I think we need a dedicated thread to post odd shaped vegetables. :D
You're not getting a selfie from me !!!!!
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#1375 Post by Hotrodder »

Spoilsport. 8-)
On my headstone it will say: Please switch off mobile phones. I'm trying to get some sleep.
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#1376 Post by niemeyjt »

Not wishing to compete in the modesty stakes . . .

I went to the DIY shop yesterday and bought a stud detector.

The problem is that I keep setting it off.
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#1377 Post by Bayleaf »

As the Barbie film seems to be the talk of the town at the moment ....
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(Getting my coat as I write! :lol: )
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#1378 Post by Lori »

Well I laughed. I posted it as a link (to a joke/photo from Facebook) rather than copying the photo directly as some might find it offensive.

https://scontent-cdg4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/ ... e=64D267E7
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#1379 Post by DaveW »

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#1380 Post by niemeyjt »

Once upon a time, a new hip joint meant somewhere trendy that I wanted to visit on a Friday night.
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